what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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