Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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