no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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