I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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