I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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