If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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