i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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