what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
