I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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