Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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