So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
