You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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