im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
