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john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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