I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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