Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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