found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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