The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
be right there i have to get my cape
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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