just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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