dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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