CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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