I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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