I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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