How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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