I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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