is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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