Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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