New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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