She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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