I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This baby is an asshole
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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