She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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