I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My room smells like vodka and shame
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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