Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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