i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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