I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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