And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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