So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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