I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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