I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize