I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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