check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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