You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
