Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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