I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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