That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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