We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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