Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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