I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The uberlube is also flammable
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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