this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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