ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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