Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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