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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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