is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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