Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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