Hey man sorry I got all grabby
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
