By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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